Kidney stones; Worse than labor?

     

 

Now that’s what I’ve heard but I obviously am in no position to give my opinion on the statement (not prego). I do know, however, that kidney stones are hell and I wouldn’t wish them upon anyone. Even Miley Cryus (ugh, I so don’t like her).

 So it runs in my family. My dad, my mom, the brothers, and goodness probably the dogs have had them! I was bound to get them sooner or later. I was just hoping later. I mean, I am only 2 decades old! But sure enough, I woke up in the middle of the night knowing something was very wrong. TMI but I actually thought I had a UTI at first. (ohhh how I wish it had been a UTI!!) But then it hit. The worst pain I have ever experienced spread across my entire abdomen and creeped up the right side of my back. I felt my whole body tense and found myself in a tight ball unable to move. Paul kept mentioning the hospital but I can’t stand doctors and needles and how clean everything is there so I postponed it as long as I could. I think when I started moaning and rocking back and forth was when we realized we needed to go. Paul gave me a beautiful blessing that touched my heart about how my heavenly Father would never wish pain upon me and that Christ knows and feels what I feel. This helped my soul be calm. He then ran downstairs to get the car as I desperately tried to get my coat and shoes on. Neither was successful. I did, however, crawl into our living room and began to throw up right next to our Christmas tree. I’m so glad I had an empty stomach otherwise our tree would have been decorated in a not so pleasing way. At that point I literally had thoughts that I was going to die. “Is this really how I’m going to die? What will Paul do? Why is this happening!” And then it turned into “just kill me now!” Seriously, I thought it was going to be my final hour. Paul then scooped me up, no shoes or coat, and carried me down to our car and sped up to the hospital.

Remember, I HATE needles but as soon as they hooked me up to an IV and gave me that morphine I felt life in my veins again. Ohh and those soft warmed blankets they gave me! I was in heaven! I thought that maybe I really did die! But the morphine wore off after maybe ten minutes and I was back to the fetal position wishing I had never been born. Luckily they gave me a more and I was back to floating on clouds. After a while they confirmed that I, indeed, had wonderful stones developing in both my kidneys. 
Then they made me pee in a cone. So much fun.

They informed me that the stones were small enough that I could pass them on my own in the next two weeks. I sure hope they pass sooner. In the mean time though I’m really enjoying feeling loopy and going to the bathroom 24/7. How fun isn't it?